When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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