When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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