hotel room ftw
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
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I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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