someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize