That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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