Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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