What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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