i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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