who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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