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If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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