My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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