Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
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I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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