People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Randomize
