i don't plan on having that self control this summer
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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