Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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