you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
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in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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