You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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