Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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