My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Randomize
