Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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