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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
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Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
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All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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