i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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