sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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