He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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