I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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