Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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