12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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