I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
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I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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