So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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