So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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