whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
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