R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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