She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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