We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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