Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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