Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
honey bunches of taint.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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