Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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