Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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