So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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