I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
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I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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