I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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