i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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