I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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