Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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