Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
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As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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