I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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