Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
third nipple confirmed
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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