I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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