He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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