dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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