i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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