ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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