Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize