Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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