he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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