Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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