love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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