I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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